Who’s gonna be The Lil Uzi Rist of the tourney this year and sit on the bench and be Commited D1? Kid threw water in his hair before pictures.

Can’t wait for the Andover Stilly game. Lot of well fed Andover chicks gonna be shaking the building. Give me Andover +0.5. Cal Conway is going for bumps in the Vanek basement he’s gonna be a fucking mess tomorrow. #hockey

Just sitting in my house prepared to get my penis a little wet from all the whores in Edina! Everyone there will be able to smell the stinky poons!

Just saw Cam Kirschner at the x wearing his benilde shit… dude your career is over time to hang em up. Maybe you could go d1 in taking advantage of underclassmen. #loosecannon

Day one of the tourney… I feel really amped up to watch some fucking beatys today. Mason west, carsonzynhoff , Cal Conway, just to name a few. And boy oh boy these Stillwater chicks are wearing some of the tightest shit ever. I’ve got a hard on and I’m not even in the rink.

What the fuck was Dustin’s celly. Time for you to go home dude that was lame as shit. At least he cellied to all the stilly broads

Section 222 is dead as fuck right now. Where’s that fat Asian kid he needs to get me going. Sta kids will be too busy on the ice to tell him to kill himself so.

Cam Kirschner sup buddy I always wonder why fucking Bsm never goes to state, they always say you guys have a roughs section but honestly you guys fucking blow. So much for senior night almost loosing to slp. MinnesotaHockeyFan kirch gonna be 25 fucking high schoolers soon. #herapedsadi

First game was awful. Give me shakopee ML. Simpson is hitting blinkers he’s gonna rock Sta to bed. Sorry James “Combs” Richardson .

ST Thomas is straight business. No mullets. No bleach. 0 women in the student section. Priorities straight but the players are not.

Ngl id hang up too if all the shakopee chuzz were hitting my line😭😭🙏 How we feeling after 1? I think next one goes to Cooper Simpson . I don’t even think Karl (south) could pull me out of cline’s little starfish. Mnhockeyenthuiast Mason West Fred Schneider Jackson Rudh #sta

Face reveal. Cant wait to stick it to these dirtballs up north. Me and carts gonna run train on Mason Kraft old head gf.

Lines for the 6pm tilt between LVS and Moorhead: O/U Zach Zimmerman 30.5 years old LVS +8.5 O/U Mason Kraft pregame fried food Brooks Cullen is going to do nothing Can LVS shock the world?

Don’t be surprised when Jack starfield 💫 gets the cougars on the board early

Fuck you guys. I told you I’d rock these kids to bed

Never kill yourself

That’s the biggest piece of bullshit I’ve ever seen. Blow me stripes.

Moorhead hero’s gonna be Tyden Bergesen #23 watch this shit.