#23 Lil uzis hair is looking pretty dry…saw him get a charity shift with 40 seconds left. Curt Giles

It’s hard to repeat

Caught wind of Minnetonka shoving some peewee edina kids into their bus on the way home. Project Moore 2.0 has just started YHH

Breaking: Minnetonka enters rebuild phase as 16 players hit the high school transfer portal. Any guesses on where these kids land?

Will be watching slap puck class A hockey tomorrow. Might as well be a snooze fest as half these kids can’t skate backwards. Should be interesting to see how Minnetonka junior gold stacks up against Orono varsity…

Saw the MNHS hockey talk prospect game rosters. Kids are some ass. Buddy is so desperate for kids to play in his make a wish game that he called up healthy scratches from JV. Bad looks

Just watched chan slaughter rochesters sweat shop players. Felt bad at first but Mr hockey does whatever he wants.

Centennial is making CDH look awful. 3-1 after the first. The only good thing CDH has going for them is the girls in their student section #smokeshow 4 MN Scouts

#16 CDH max Bennet unhitch the wagon pal. It’s obvious ur here for the insta pics not for the hockey. Hit the weigh room not the toothpick in ur mouth.

Chuck Owen’s who the fuck are you calling? Ur not him put the phone down. You aren’t Jake Fischer, pal. 4 MN Scouts

Edina: a team deep enough to use Benilde's 3rd-leading scorer from last season as a human victory cigar.

Max Anderson spotted hitting the “selfie stick” celly into the penalty box. Get comfy in there pal you’ll be in there a while. Chan winning 4-0 going in the 2nd

Risteau on the bench when Warpinski scores.

Risteau spotted soaking his hair in the water fountain to make it look like he sweated for his vcso posts. I’m gonna make sure Curt Giles doesn’t put you in. Michael Risteau Burner

Kam Hendrickson when CDH scored to make it 6-1 to ruin his shutout…

No way 20 scored. Cellyed like he’s tryna impress halversons sister in the suite. Kids not going home alone 4 MN Scouts

What’s the deal with some these kids making the NTDP 40 man? If it were up to me I’d send the top 40 kids from minnesota and they’d compete well against the rest of the country.

Prayers up for Trump. This dude is a savage.