THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S IDEOLOGY ISN’T ROOTED IN COMPASSION

I am up to my nips in rotisserie chicken

It’s not easy being a señora but someone gotta do it

Thrifting

The way when my mom broke her foot first thing my grandma said was “look at your cankles” like girl it’s SWELLING

The way I have to ground my mom like a kid, I caught her trying to carry a box and she got mad at me for making her go lay down YOUR FOOT IS BROKEN SEÑORA

“I need to-“ “GO TO YOUR ROOM”

Can the cicadas stfu I am watching TikTok

In the lobby and this dude scolded his daughter who has the same name as me…the heart attack I just had

I’m blowing up balloons for the office party and why did I hold it up to my mouth like a cig

I love working in an office where everyone speaks Spanglish I feel like I’m gossiping con mis tias

How I feel flashing my badge in lobby

My neighbors spent their firework money on ammo this year god damn

Us rn