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From where I sit: There is a certain majesty in simplicity.

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MESSAGE OF CONDOLENCE TO THE FAMILY AND RELATIVES OF THE LATE PROFESSOR AHMED IDHA SALIM Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un It is with a heavy heart and deep sorrow that I extend my heartfelt condolences following the passing of Prof. Ahmed Idha Salim. This loss is not only

MESSAGE OF CONDOLENCE TO THE FAMILY AND RELATIVES OF THE LATE PROFESSOR AHMED IDHA SALIM

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

It is with a heavy heart and deep sorrow that I extend my heartfelt condolences following the passing of Prof. Ahmed Idha Salim.

This loss is not only
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2. Investing in a business you don’t understand – You opened a wines & spirits because “people drink a lot.” Now you are the one drinking stock. No market research, no operations plan, just vibes and mpesa till number. Huwezi toka block my fren😂😂

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3. Buying a car on loan with no steady income – You are fueling a car to attend events with no job to go to. No business plan, just Bluetooth music and “kuenda hivi na kukam.” Then repossession happens. The car is gone, your downpayment sees dust, and CRB imeingia kwa CV yako.

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4. Not doing the math - Umetoka Gulf na 400K savings, unafungua cosmetics shop, salon, barbershop ama electronics shop. You are jobless with 400K mbele na nyuma. Half itaenda kupanga duka, whatever remains inafaa kulipa rent, bills, na stock...just go back to gulf or think hard

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5. Trusting your ‘bestie’ with all your savings to start a business while you hustle majuu – “Ni mtu nimegrow na yeye.” You know even Satan was once an angel. Watch your ‘bestie’ turn ghost faster than airtime. Your money will be in heaven before your prayers.

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6. Making hasty decisions – Broker anakwambia, “Hii ploti itatriple in 2 months!” Then you run, take a loan, sell your kidney and ancestral shoes to buy “hotcake land.” Instead of asking him, “Mbona usiingoje itriple, alafu uniuzie at 3x?” But you will likely rush to buy a bush..

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...with no title deed, no road, no network, just goats and heartbreak. 2 months later, you're at DCI holding a twig, telling the officer, “Hii ndiyo beacon, walinionesha usiku.”

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People stay stuck in the block not because they lack money, but because they can’t analyze investments or risks. That 1.2M wedding loan or 400K Gulf savings could be your breakthrough or your downfall. Learn better & do better with Abojani's Signature Online Masterclass...

People stay stuck in the block not because they lack money, but because they can’t analyze investments or risks. That 1.2M wedding loan or 400K Gulf savings could be your breakthrough or your downfall. 
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#TrendAlert #Thread THE INTERSECTION BETWEEN INSURANCE & BANKING Only 2 listed Kenyan banks, Equity and NCBA, are betting big on running insurance companies themselves. Not just selling policies, but becoming insurers. Equity climbed the tree from the bottom when they

#TrendAlert  #Thread

THE INTERSECTION BETWEEN INSURANCE & BANKING

Only 2 listed Kenyan banks, Equity and NCBA, are betting big on running insurance companies themselves. Not just selling policies, but becoming insurers.

Equity climbed the tree from the bottom when they
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Jesse Lingard on Man Utd, Nottingham Forest regrets and playing in South Korea 8hrs ahead of his family bbc.com/sport/football…

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Anyway, I highly recommend close and frequent offline encounters with the average Kenyan voter in support of your candidate of choice. Starting now. Back to NSSF Twitter 🫨😂

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Wondering where you can get a good bargain for food stuffs? Sokodirectory.com brings you accurate analysis of food stuff across the country; sokodirectory.com/2025/06/what-v…

Wondering where you can get a good bargain for food stuffs? <a href="/sokodirectory/">Sokodirectory.com</a> brings you accurate analysis of food stuff across the country; sokodirectory.com/2025/06/what-v…
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The Kenyan food market in June 2025 is sending powerful signals of distress, volatility, and imbalance. A look at key staples—maize, wheat, rice, sorghum, millet, and beans—reveals a system grappling with climatic uncertainty, supply chain bottlenecks, global economic pressures,

The Kenyan food market in June 2025 is sending powerful signals of distress, volatility, and imbalance. A look at key staples—maize, wheat, rice, sorghum, millet, and beans—reveals a system grappling with climatic uncertainty, supply chain bottlenecks, global economic pressures,
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Hon. Silvanus Osoro lays the following papers: 1. Legal Notice No. 107 of 2025 relating to the Graphic health warnings for Tobacco Products 2. Report of the Auditor-General and financial statements on Riamo Technical and Vocational College for the years ended 30th June 2022,

Hon. <a href="/OsoroSylvanus/">Silvanus Osoro</a> lays the following papers: 
1. Legal Notice No. 107 of 2025 relating to the Graphic health warnings for Tobacco Products 
2. Report of the Auditor-General and financial statements on Riamo Technical and Vocational College for the years ended 30th June 2022,