If I was Usman I’d simply be the world class batter everyone says I am

Honestly top 5 sports events I’ve ever been to

Yesterday I got up after a full day of test match drinking fully expecting to see a flogging from England. I then watched a day of the most insane cricket I’ve ever seen. I then left at 1am and am currently halfway to London and honestly at this point I don’t even know my name.

It’s pretty crazy how every airport in the world looks at Changi’s system of luggage checks at individual gates and thinks, nah I think we’ll keep herding tens of thousands of passengers through ten checks at the front of the airport thanks

This a fucking hall of famer of a quote

Haha just saw Melbourne Victory are bottom of the table BELOW PERTH

Fuck yeah Will! #StrangerThings5

good god there is blood on the street at OMG-IPG

In my body I’m 42 in my mind I’m 22

I really love Isa Guha’s commentary. She really knows how to call the big moments. Her call of Australias bowling fight back in the first test is way way up there in terms of best I’ve ever heard. Is she the best in the world at the moment?

Sometimes you just get a good one #AUSvENG #Ashes

This is actually such an interesting idea.

What the fk is going on here, I love it. I am a lion.

Funny cos we’re saying the same thing about you.

It’s so, so easy to hate Americans and I am leaning all the way into it

Save it to your phones

Is it just me or can fielders no longer throw the ball from deep on the full to the keeper over the stumps any more?

Stokes is a bunny

Like everyone in world cricket I am loving the world of pain these arrogant pommy bastards find themselves in, but the shithouse thing is quite a few of them are good cricketers and this series (and game?) are far from over so let’s just chill

GOD I LOVE GOING ON THE INTERNET WHEN ENGLAND CRICKET HAS HAD A SHOCKER