WE’LL SEE ABOUT IT

Some records were meant to be broken

Phil Jackson without Michael Jordan: 5 rings Erik Spolestra without LeBron James: 0 rings Ty Lue without LeBron James: 0 rings Frank Vogel without LeBRon James: 0 rings Michael was in a great system, LeBron IS the system.

ION CUTELABA ENJOYERS! OUR GOAT IS BACK! ENTERED HIS FLOW STATE IN ROUND 2 USING ALL OF THE CLASSIC CUTELABA TRICKS AND MOVES WE HAVE GROWN TO LOVE OVER THE YEARS! #UFCPARIS HES ENTERING HIS PRIME! THE TITLE RUN STARTS NOW

Had sea urchin at Kura Revolving Sushi Bar 🍣 #yucky 🤮

Breaking news: Luka Doncic traded to Lakers for Anthony Davis You heard it here first.

I think shelly is a hot girl name

Too many snakes in the grass

How many dates until you can tell a girl to ditch the septum ring?

You haven’t lived until you’ve been to a good Arby’s

Learned today 13.2% of all humans are on anti-depressants #statistics

Lights flickering, power outage incoming😣

Yo where Daniel Rogers at?

I plan on attempting a rabona tonight #arenasports

Throw a Hail Mary down 7, what’s the worst that can happen you’ll lose anyway #hinge #doubletext

How many sets you got left, ya I’m totally tryna use the hip thrust machine #fitness

If she doesn’t go to a university you’ve heard of she’s probably weird #education

Nothing like pregaming a date then saying you don’t drink on it #cheatthesystem

Downtown Seattle got all these renovations but no renovations to the homeless problem #wasted

Always embarrassing when you got a guy whiffing a shot in soccer #getsomeglasses