TRAXTON HAAAALE!!! *flexes* #OnONight

WHAT? THREE FEET?! Explain yourself, mate! #OnONight

*eyetwitch* #OnONight

Hmph... I can jump further than bloody fifteen fight carrying two rocs on my back for Fluttershy's animal sanctuary. #OnONight

"Failed" jump?! #OnONight

Cast fireball! #OnONight!

Did I stutter? #OnONight

What? No! Free me, free ME! #OnONight

Hey! She doesn't have to make a check for that? #OnONight

Huh?! #OnONight

Plotty... what are you doing? #OnONight

BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!! #OnONight

*his Ranger is jumping like an incredible hulking goliath* TRAXTON HAAALE! I mean, TALLY-HOOOOOO!! #GCOnO

I demand the bard's loot! #GCOnO

What court? I just want her stuff. #GCOnO

TRAXTON HAAAALE!!!

*he's decided to focus on sponsor detail today, so he's making sure the race is in tip top shape!* #RotL22

GO GET 'EM, RACERS! *flexes encouragement to the #RotL22 racers*

TRAXTON HAAAAIL! Erm, I mean, Traxton Hale. Or, Hail. Whichever would be more appropriate here. *snowballs everyone in his immediate vicinity!* #PVSBF22

TRAXTON HAAALE!!!!! !!