Or is that one of your cooky 'magic' tricks? Oh, my mistake. Of course it is. It has a 'z' in it.

*thoroughly unimpressed* I fear for our future generations with such easily swayed, and I use this term lightly, pillars of our curriculum.

Oh heavens, no! I only follow the /correct/ teaching methods. Are you planning on having children? *leeeeans forward on her hooves*

*tries heavily to block out any thoughts that question entails*

*tries to hide a visible shudder* *heart of ICE* Yes. Well. How lovely. *nose twitch*

*One of her spiders is walking around her nose and is distracting her from saying anything TOO nasty*

Well if you must know, yes I do. Three, in fact. *Shoots Betwixt a look of FURY*

Oh, all over. They do their own thing. And they do write to their mother and father, so don't go looking for gossip where there isn't any.

Now, what on earth could you possibly have business in this exact location for?

Is that a problem?

*This was not the response she was expecting* ...Pardon?

*Worriedly looks around, thinking this is some sort of joke* What....what's wrong with you?

*Feeling nervous now* Ahem. Yes. Well. That's... *glances sideways* ...good!

*Smiles daggers at Betwixt, looking for help*

*FROWNS at Betwixt* Harrumph! Zero. Zilch. Nadda. None.

Then you've heard wrong. *snout raise*

There aren't ANY! I would know. Someone would have told me. *grumpy face*

NO THERE IS NOT.

*GROUCHES*

*whirrs her goggles extra loud*