I’m on the case!

Ooh, Gala bribes! Some of my favorite bribes are Gala bribes. *eats the gem* Thanks, Dame Dame (x2) Jamie Storm!

*takes this opportunity to clean out @mlpOwlowiscious’s cage* I really should delegate this, but no one else does it right.

*totally at @mlp_DeLis’s soiree at the #GameCenter: he’s not about to miss the open nacho bar* Besides. Lady Fleur is one of Princess Twilight Sparkle’s biggest campaign fund donors. Someone high up in the government ought to be here. *already eating 20% Cooler Ranch nachos*

*tries to talk to Sandbar and even answer @mlp_DeLis, but he’s got a muzzle-full of nachos and all that comes out is:* Mmmph!

Someday we’ll find out what they use to dust these nachos. And when we do, we will dust EVERYTHING with it. It’s like…fairy dust, only delicious! *grins up at @mlp_DeLis* Any party with snacks is a good party.

*washes it down with one of Dame Dark Bloom’s smoothies* That hits the spot. It’s nice to have a day off from the government grind. When Princess Twilight Sparkle became princess, I had a ton of paperwork. Now that she runs Equestria, it’s gotten even worse!

Oh hey, its Alsephina Almar. I’m supposed to fill out the paperwork for your Golden Bridle award. Congrats! Oh, uh. No one’s supposed to know about that for a few days. So…um. Secret congrats? *chews another nacho*

*waves to Silver Bullet from behind a glass of kerosene*

Any day not stuck in the palace is a good day, Alsephina Almar. *sneaky grin*

*NACHOBURP!*

Good work, Twi. I’ll have that translated into all the usual languages. *big smile at Princess Twilight Sparkle* #RadioFriendship

*reaches over to grab the Wand of Translation, which he always keeps right next to the Wand of Pranks* I’m sure I’ll never mix these two up.

*sweeping up around the palace* If everyone’s gone, why is there so much litter?

Good broadcast, Princess Twilight Sparkle! Nice. You’re getting better at this. Speaking up, projecting, wings back, eyes bright. You want your post-speech snack now, or later?

*passes Princess Twilight Sparkle a kale-wrapped kale bundle with a kale core* *it’s basically a head of kale and a spoon* I don’t think so, Twi. I’ll try to catch the race, but tomorrow’s crazy busy for me, I can’t call it. Even so, Pinkie Pie is amazing, she could do it blindfolded.

Hold an audition! Whoever can scream the loudest from a balloon, wins. Bonus points for pegasus. We’ll save a bundle on parachutes.

But you’ll never get her up in a balloon. *imagines Granny Smith in a balloon* *dies laughing*

We should bring the Friendship Guard. Those Stone Fruit folks don’t mess around. *dangerous ponies, they are*

((Hey everyone! I’m making the move. Hope to see you over there!))