Ah dunno, @mlp_LightSlash. Some mysterious force told me too. *shrugs*

*Is roaming around town, towing a wheel barrow filled with shoes*

*Hops in front of Lemony M. Pie and @mlp_Rose_Water * Lets pelt ponies with shoes!

YEAH!! *High hoofs Lemony M. Pie and tosses a shoe at an elder as they trot by*

*Tosses a pair of cleats Princess Luna, because @mlp_LightSlash made him do it*

You look hungry..... Eat a sneakers!! *Beats Dark Moon with a pair of sneakers* #shoepocalypse

*deliberately beats Princess Twilight Sparkle with shoes for having the nerve and audacity to grow wings* #Shoepocalypse

Well get a clue... Have a shoe! *Throws another shoe Princess Luna* #shoepocalypse

I like the trouble we've been makin, but if you think the #shoepocalypse is over, you're sadly mistaken!!! *Throws shoe @mlp_Pepper_M *

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*Prods Lemony M. Pie*

*also prods @mlp_Rose_Water *

@mlp_Rose_Water, I'm not even here! I'm just an oooooppptttiiiccaaaalll illuuuusiooonn~ *vanishes*

Hallo! Imz herse!

@mlp_Billy_M Ohz! Hai goaht! Her er u?d

@mlp_Billy_M Oh noez! Stayz awhay goatz! U shoulda go a seez dokterz

@mlp_Billy_M Porz goatz! I cantz belives da dcketz gicvez de aids ta goatz! Do u haz got insursince? Halz cure Ads!

@mlp_Billy_M Ohez! Urz inz de luckz! *getzmaynayzfromzbutt* ihaz extraz jarz o maynayz!

@mlp_Billy_M Gladz.tA halpz gootz! Nowz all de gotz can bez da hippys! We canz levz de happiez fo daiyz! *bitsmile*

@mlp_Billy_M oh waitz!detz wrongz jarz! Dat jar izz.... SOPEER GATAIDEZ!