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*blinks asynchronously*

*continues lobbying for the heinously unjust No Alligators Permitted in Drinking Fountains Act to be repealed"

*making a killing on Omen-Proof Umbrellas*

*floating on the surface of the town pool like a forgotten floaty toy*

*is buoyant*

*raises head out of Quasar's paddling pool like a periscope* *slowly rotates head a full 360°* *lowers head back under the water*

*has eaten all of Prince Starhammer's mail for at least the past three weeks*

*has used this very technique to eat SO MANY golf balls*

*flips the channel from "The 1 kHz Hour" on Ponyvale Radio to PWNY for the Civil Court simulcast*

*changes channel from "Your Afternoon Ominous Crow Cawing" on Ponyvale Radio to KPNY*

*gets an unsigned letter that says nothing but "DON'T TRY ANYTHING WHILE I'M GONE"* *shrugs and adds it to the pile*

*is wearing a toque which he was assured is rat-free*

I'll have my people call your people.

*has several Ships of Theseus, all made from the original*

*changes the station from "All Cubes Considered" on Ponyvale Radio to KPON for the Civil Court simulcast*

*games at the #RelaxCenter*

*games thoroughly*

*switches it from The Tautological News Hour News Hour on Ponyvale Radio to KPNY*

*checks wristwatch* Hm. The Heat Death of the Universe is early.

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