*After a scout gives their report, they leave Gapry's office* They were just... Standing still..? How does that make any sense..? I really need someone to bounce some thoughts off of.

Before, I had Luna and Moon to bounce ideas back and forth with, but now Luna's retired and on vacation, and Moon vanished on some grandiose quest, and hasn't returned.

I guess I could tb the doctor, or see if he's willing to visit, but he's always busy, especially with his new passion of teaching he's trying to get into.

>.> <.< *Reeeee*

*with some of your finest opal! Gapry heard it tastes of mangoes in Parallel Equestria*

...? Does it not?

*It actually tastes similar to apple cider, so since it's a solid, it's pretty weird.*

Ah, sorry, allow me to introduce myself. I am Gapryan, a sort of collector of information for the guards of Equestria. You can just call me Gapry, if you so wish.

It's strange... I saw something impeccably abstract in a dream last night... A dragon that could use magic like myself, but they were shooting blasts of magic... Out of their talons..?

*The young dragon is mad at his player, cursing him for not being more active when he has the time* Anyway... Let's see this report... *he states as he picks up a letter that Niveis had brought to him*

My name is Gapryan, and you're watching, the Disneigh channel. *Proceeds to draw said logo*

And now, a song to celebrate winter: Everlasting snow 冬の奇跡　今年も街を白く染めて 祈りというキャンドル　誰もが胸に小さな灯りをともす

I've got Chile, bean and cheese burritos~, But ain't got no friends to share~ BUT THAT'S FINE BECAUSE I WANNA EAT BOTH OF THEM MYSELF

*looks up from a paper unamused at a guard pony* For the last time, I'm not letting you off one of your guard duty days simply because you'd rather be asleep. That's 👏 the mother lovin 👏 👏 tea 👏 *the guard pony sighs as he's pushed out of his office magically*

Honestly, the only thing I'm impressed with is their motivation to not work. If they put that motivation into their work, I'd honestly think about sending a day off request to the PROPER PONY. *INHALE* ... *EXHALE* I need a break.

Like, I just collect and hold the Intel, I don't decide the schedules of the guard Patrol. ... Wait, who does that..?

*Look, he holds the intel, that doesn't mean he reads any of it*

Wow, that moon looks pretty gouda... That pun was not very gouda...

Wait, what? No. Don't tell me... How did you fit that in there?! It's not even small enough, much less the same shape! ... *looks in the box on his desk* ... It's broken... I am... SO- ... Wait... *pulls out a small sheet of paper from the box and sighs* Some assembly required...

*Is spending time trying not to fall asleep while doing paperwork*