*he gives the proxied Feather Kisses a smooch, straps the baby carrier to himself, loads the twins into their respective seats, and heads out the door*

*he trots down the road, having a specific destination in mind* You two little ones are in for a treat! *ruffles their manes one by one, resulting in happy infant giggling*

"Aaaa" *with no reservations, Oedif opens his mouth and then bites down on Ecir's hoof* Gah! *he pulls his hoof back* No. None of that.

*a couple minutes of trotting and baby talk, he arrives outside the renowned Taco Palace. His horn lights up and pushes the door open, him and the two twins following after* Heya Chimie Changa! You in? *he looks around eagerly*

*he snickers, approaching the counter* Morning. My, that fluff looks great. The shine and volume is stunning. Is it real? *wink*

Last time I checked, yes. *he floats up the two twins, each smiling at the taco mare before them* These two are real, too. Real hungry. Little ones got their full set of chompers already. With that out of the way, can I get two Baby's First Tacos, please?

Let's go with mild. As mild as you go. Also, can I get myself a breakfast burrito, and then also a Haytalian Veggie wrap please. *nods*

*he gasps and addresses the twins* Don't listen to her, you two. She's just crazy.

*he takes a moment to breathe, having not been able to get out of the house as often as before. He looks around at some of the Background Ponies customers enjoying their tacos*

Heard what? *he calls back, snickering* The little voices in your head? *with a spark of his horn, little sound-proof bubbles appear around the two foals' heads to protect them from the sounds of Chimie's passionate cooking*

Why thank you! *he catches the wrap in his magic* Bravissimo! *the twins burst out giggling and clapping* Seems they're fond of you.

Actually, here. Hold them. Gotta go set up a table. *without a moment's hesitation, he sets the two twins atop her and hurries off to a table with his bag and the order*

Hydrophobic, stain-proof tablecloth? Check. *he drapes a cloth over the table that smells halfway between baby food and a laboratory* Oversized bibs? Check. *he sets them on the table* Oedif's lion sippy cup, and Blossom's owl cup *the two cups are placed in their proper spots*

*he continues muttering as he sets the table just right so the kids don't throw a fit*

*the two tiny foals just kinda sit there and stare at Chimie Changa in bewilderment. Oedif leans forward in an attempt to bite the pegaphoenix's tail*

Huh? *he turns around to see the commotion* AH! Oedif, stop that! No biting! *hurries over to pull the foal off with magic* I'm so sorry about that. Ever since he got his teeth he's been using them.

*Sugar Blossom may or may not look directly - piercingly - at Misty Fusion? for a moment*

*he passes the feather to Chimie Changa* Best you keep it. Don't want the little ones starting a fire with it. But uh.. Let me just take them. *his horn lights up and the two foals float over to their table* Sorry again!

If you insist. However, at least take this. *he floats 5 bits into the tip jar and nods*

*he was sure to have the foals pointing away from Princess Celestia. When they start eating, food goes flying. He doesn't want to be the reason the princess got bean mush in her regal, flowy mane* *ponders on how it does that wavey stuff*