
Princess Celestia
@mlp_celestia
Always watching over my subjects, always doing what's best for Equestria.
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08-03-2011 20:23:52
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*it’s going to be slow going, with her hoof in a sling, but she daren’t let the paperwork build up too severely, lest it grow out of control and it becomes, as they say in the business, “A full Sir Beaufort Scale”* Speaking of, I have tea with Pareidolia later. I must set a reminder.



*glances up* Sir (Sir) Soarin' High, K.O.C., you know it’s against protocol to fly over me unless you’re on duty as a Guard Ponies. Or unless we’re in formation as Wonderbolts. Or unless I need someone to carry my umbrella.

*arches an eyebrow up at (Sir) Soarin' High, K.O.C.* All this class-action blaming of @foalpapers.bsky.social…I can’t say I approve. Personal responsibility! Blame Foalpapers yourself.

*does enjoy General General/Commander Derek ''Frost'' Westbrook’s waffles* You don’t get to be a general if you can’t make a solid waffle.

*for Neighborly Day, has a bouquet of delicious edible flowers delivered to Grampa Gruff as a peace offering*

*having Neighborly Day dinner with Sir Beaufort Scale and Pareidolia* Would you pass the buttered peas, please? The trick is to levitate each pea individually, then nip it out of the air before the butter drips from it. Princess Luna was always better at this than I.

I wonder if that was practice for her? She’s so good at shepherding asteroids back into stable orbits. Perhaps she sees each little asteroid as a buttered green pea? It would explain a lot about Princess Luna and cosmology.


Then I put a small sign on a toothpick that read, “Donut Pie.” They pretended to be fooled by it. But Princess Luna kept saying, “Can’t you see it’s just six donuts in a circle?!” She’s always been so direct.






