Guess whom is back.

...W-Where’s my 280 characters... *yaaaaaawn*

I just randomly received 0.028 Bitcoins from an anonymous external source. *retires*

"HELLO?! HAS ANYONE SEEN A COFFEE PONY?!" Subtle.

Them and him both. He lives out of his office. x.com/mlp_Celaeno/st…

|| Tailsin Quatermane was here when I started on this account five years ago. Y'all are an old school Twitterpony.

||: I can't do.., Cartoon and whimsical anymore. Sorry for the drama.

After reinventing his methods of selling comic books, he started getting more customers. "Thank Celestia for advertisements!"

Why did bubsy came back and not Spyro instead

Could really go for a hot cup of cider right now.

Wonders if he has enough bits to buy a home yet. "Almost there!"

*appreciates a nice tautology* x.com/mlp_Celestia/s…

Is more of a french toast pony himself. Cinnamon buns are alright. x.com/mlp_Celestia/s…

Doesn't understand why Queen Princess Celestia is so obsessed with sweets. Has she ever tasted cashews?

"Why is the Aquapony comic selling so much lately? No pony loves the classic Ultrapony comics anymore."

Has a sneaky suspicion @mlp_MissEris comes in and "borrows" a comic when he's distracted. He doesn't have any proof, but he'll find out.

"Who keeps raiding the candy stock by the counter?!" He looked at the wrappers under his hooves. "...Oh. Never mind!"

There was a vote? x.com/mlp_gummygator…

"Why do cupcakes keep popping up in my shop?" He nommed on a chocolate one. "Not that I'm complaining."

"But those cost more than the store brand!" x.com/cwf_report/sta…