@mlp_Emr And not a moment too soon. Now why are you talking to me, pauper?

@mlp_Emr Yeah, I can handle myself. Buzz off.

Reading the latest #MLP script for next recording session! *Spoiler Alert* Diamond Tiara’s mean.

Your regular reminder that the poor are the foundation the rich build on. The worthless, filthy foundation.

The poor are poor because they're lazy and stupid. It's our right to trample over their rights! #longLiveThe1Percent

I'm culling my followers. If you don't own two separate summer houses, let me know so I can block you.

Remember, if you're poor, you only have yourself to blame. You should have been investing!

"I owe the public nothing" -J.P. Morgan. Hey, some of you bipeds have the right idea!

Remember, if you're not rich, you're worthless. Don't touch my pedicured hooves, you piece of garbage.

If you think about it, the rich are thermodynamic miracles! They just keep concentrating wealth and building themselves up.

@TheScootster Well, uh, I don't know why you'd admit to being inferior and lame, but suit yourself!

You know who says, "Money can't buy happiness"? Poor people.

The curse of life is the curse of want. At least if you're poor! *sits on her throne and gives orders*

Well, it looks like even a biped clock is right twice a day.

I'm thankful that I'm rich, and more importantly that you're not!

I hope you shopped at Barnyard Bargains today! Heck, you should have shopped yesterday! Don't you care about the economy?

Ponies who don't buy expensive things they don't need, hate their country. Just saying.

Remember the true meaning of the holidays: To buy expensive things from my store.

If you can't afford that expensive present, you don't really love them! Go into debt to make the perfect holiday.