She gasps, offended greatly. "It's not MY fault you punk!!! I literally got spirited away to a fricken' frozen wasteland!!!" She waves her hooves angrily, dispelling tissues.

"I was just miiiiinding my own business!! Ridiculous! Can you believe it? Anyways did I mess up your echolocation with my sneezes? I mean that's kinda my bad. Mom always said I had powerful lungs!! Haha-CHOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!"

She sniffles into her tissue. "I KNOW that!! But like, OBVIOUSLY you have higher senses in uhhhh, flying and stuff, so your other senses are weird! Like bats!! Right???"

"Uhhhhhhhh not much? Obviously! I think you're only like the third bird horse I've ever hung out with! It's hard to bond with most of em, what with me not being in the sky and all that!!"

"I knowwwwww you have feet, silly!!" She sneezelaughs. "Buuuut ya'll live in the clouds most of the time! Sooooo, you know. What with me uhhh, NOT. It's kinda hard to hang with you guys. Y'know, bond, and uh, uh, like, learn about how you guys work or whatever."

"Whaaaat? You have a fan club?!? Are you a movie star??" She smiles widely! "Aw reeeeaaaaally?? The crimes /were/ pretty fun!!"

"Pffffff!" She waves a hoof offhoofedly. "Nopony listens to me anyways! They're way too busy livin' their own lives to care what I'm up to! Besides.." she lowers her voice dramatically. "I think a lot of folks think I'm....weird."

She giggles! "Riiiiiiight?? Isn't that crazy?! Me! I'm as normal as they c-" she gasps, pausing and sniffing the air. "Oh my god I smell red pepper stew I gotta go."

She leaps into the air, floating cartoonishly on the delicious soup fumes and down the street, out of sight.

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...welp?"

Acey snuggles up in front of the fire, eating a traditional pre-thanksgiving meal of a sodie and four slabs of French bread with butter.

Ace blinks at her. "Huh? Oh uhhh...what's it called in Ponyville? Winter Thoughts and Prayers?"

"oh uh...vegetable oil." She smiles widely and begins chowing down.

"......mhm??"

Acey throws herself down the stairs, straight into a pie, and lies there, perfectly still.

"Nope! Hahah!"

Oh hi

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Acey SCREAMS into frame, covering Jason Voorhooves in confetti and flower petals, then kisses him on the forehead like a cute little baby boy.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!"