Jacob (@mlnilegend) 's Twitter Profile
Jacob

@mlnilegend

6'5, horse cock, sex piece, incredibly low self esteem

ID: 929876592

calendar_today06-11-2012 14:50:06

73,73K Tweet

843 Followers

1,1K Following

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I hate when you like a girl so she asks you to stop talking to girls that like you and then she decides she likes other boys that like her so you lose her and the girls that like you

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I now have blinds!! (Yes I did make my bed for this no i dont normally make it no i probably wont ever make it again thanks)

I now have blinds!! (Yes I did make my bed for this no i dont normally make it no i probably wont ever make it again thanks)
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They evolved to look hotter from that angle because of natural selection and mating with the tallest and strongest guys. (Idk im making all this up)

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Is it a hot take to think people who are only sought after sexually are hot but have a horrible personality while thinking they have a good one so they become undesirable because their attitude sucks

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Either the people on this podcast have 1 combined brain cell or theres a lot of decency bias going on and we're going look back at the first 5 years of the 2020s and realize mahomes and kelce are the most overrated players ever

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Does anyone know where I can find lighting like this? I know I dont look like this but I need to pose in one of these rooms just once

Does anyone know where I can find lighting like this? I know I dont look like this but I need to pose in one of these rooms just once
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Everytime ive showed a girl this picture they say "oooo a headboard". Why do headboards make yall horny whats the deal there

baja (@baja_my_blast) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Going to revert to traditional dating terminology until it catches back on because I’m sick of the word ‘situationship’