Hey ⚔️ Tomb King Tristan ⚔️ (Has left the nazi bar) can you please show Sarah my new T-Shirt?

Mortified to realize I forgot my fourth celebrity mom:

Listen, if we do end up locked down again, I’m gonna need some mew hobbies. What neat things have you started doing since March 2020 that are easy to do at home, don’t need a ton of specific supplies and easy is to learn?

Did I fall sleep last night, or was I clenching my jaw so incredibly tightly that I simply lost consciousness?

When you go to your parents’ house and they show you where all the good things to eat are, like you’ve never been there before 🥺

Well the sooner I go to bed, the sooner I can wake up refreshed and ready for a brand new Wordle.

Earlier when Common Eileen and I were talking about the stew she’s making, she called me her beef mommy and I just wanted more people to know that.

Going to start a newsletter but it's just voice memos of me singing encouraging but firm little ditties.

everyone in this internet is annoying. including me. especially me

The people who send emails with event details (like time, links and passwords) instead of simply sending meeting invitations, just wondering why do they hate us?

A Grace & Frankie themed party … is that something?

Can a Maritimer hang up with out saying "mmmmBye"?

I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE

A new Halifax-based clinic operated by Dalhousie University is another place Nova Scotians can get the mental health and addictions care they need. dal.ca/news/2023/09/1…