Had this show on sale about 3 months now and haven’t sold a single ticket in a 70 capacity. In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have booked this gig but if anyone knows anybody in Leicester that might want to come along please let them know and I’ll happily guest list them 🙏

FPL this season

I’m surprised David Marshall knows what sport he’s playing after that whack to the face

Opposition playing politics with Covid by saying Scottish Government played politics with Covid. The irony. The hypocrisy. #covidenquiry

The aggression being shown to Nicola Sturgeon comes from a place of insecurity and misogyny #covidenquiry

Got this Sunday evening off so thought I’d give my mum and dad a call and see how they’re getting on. Patched by both 😂 #Spare

I’m F’in sick of adverts on the radio telling me how to save energy “ wash at 30, have a 4 minute shower etc etc” how about someone telling the energy companies to stop ripping us off and reduce prices. Seeing as though they are making 10x the profit for no extra service

Slightly struggling with sales for Glasgow so far. More than expected but as it’s getting recorded it would be class to have a busy room for the last show. Anybody that missed it in Edinburgh or wants to see the finished article it would be AMAZING to see you there 🙏

Someone let the GSA kids out of class again

Is it finally happening? 😞

To the person sitting in J31, upper circle at Hamilton in Edinburgh tonight, it was a pleasure meeting you x

Didn’t see anyone pulling out in 2018 when Syrian citizens were getting annihilated

Nice to know the fire alarms in my building work. Thank you Scottish Fire and Rescue Service and Maricruz for their quick response to my neighbours alarm

Barnes post-match interview giving uni student on pills at 5am vibes. Good game #MOTD #NEWWHU

Thinking of a funny response to a post and then seeing someone has beat me to it.

Worst thing about the new Subway trains is not being able to say ‘cheers’ to the driver as he hangs out the window

Mirrors edge is a good game

Any pub casually belting out White Lies on a Tuesday evening is okay by me #holycraftdüsseldorf

Just watched the last episode of The Grand Tour and feel properly sad. Been watching those guys since I was 6 because my dad insisted on watching it every Sunday and I’m gutted it’s all over now.

This season of LOTR Rings of Power is a lot better.