PLAY THE MF SONG 💙♾️ Let’s work🏁

Playoff variance is when a player I dislike has a good game in the playoffs

This is anti French humor for unfunny people

i just want no running man

beer

Didn’t clog the Airbnb toilet after dropping a log

All Star Team Up still gone for no reason but at least I get to see Harry the Hornet ride around on a bike during timeouts

@jespvaag I love how everyone on our team sucks on defense individually and yet we have the 2nd best defense in h the league.

with 2k26 dropping this week… i have decided i’m going to drop out of college and focus solely on the grind this year… shoutout to all my peeps back home, we moving different this year 😈

Might be time to quit jobs for NBA2K26

My kid after I trade him to Adoption Center FC because his sleep efficiency and total time slept was in the 50% percentile

Same

Fuck yall New York Giants

when the commissioner of the nba is saying it's ok if you don't watch the games, then yeah, all of this feels a bit pointless now.

Tucker Kraft ⬆️ users rn:

The vibes couldn’t be higher in Orlando. With the arrival of star guard Desmond Bane, who has been lighting up the League for the past five years, The fit is perfect, the pieces are there and the anticipation is building. Read the full story: slam.ly/bane-258

The vibes are high. The season’s here. Now it’s time to prove the league wrong🌟🔮

My wife: “How was the Giants game?” Me: “We lost to the worst team in the NFL.” My wife: “I thought the Giants were the worst team in the NFL…” She gets it.

We've lost contain 😭 @nflonprime

emeka egbuka injury is a good reminder that we will all die one day and our essence on this earth will disappear soon after