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When the riff comes back but slower

1 quirk about having a roommate again for the first time in like 7 years is that I will slice a tomato, put the rest in the fridge, and it is never there the next time I need another slice bc he already ate it LOL

Posted up in front of my window, enjoying this rain 🪟

where the FUCK is my rain jacket

I need someone to send me $1000 immediately for apartment stuff

Bidet with a tongue feature

Loooove toasted pb&js

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I started my 🅱️eriod and can’t stop exclaiming “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Lesbian bars are permanently closing to the point where there are less than 40 total in ALL of the US. Shoutout out to Kori King for bringing awareness!

I have been going to this restaurant my entire life 🥲

Staying up late talking to my SISTER (I still can’t believe I have a sister)

The rumors are true, I only check this app when I’m 🅱️oopin now

I hate street interviewers. Put a microphone in front of me while I’m walking to the CVS and I’m farting on that shit.

So apparently going for a walk in incompatibly varicolored clothes is n o t the way to be perceived less:/

Hate him, but also LOL

Boofy the vampire slayer 😭😂

Do we like my erect ass bun y/n

Hurry up and get your things! We deserve safety and human fucking rights!