Fun fact.

Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 1970s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song.

And it was a hit.

Isn't the whole point of UAVs that they're smaller than a real aeroplane?

Sad to report that the man who painted so much of that iconic Airfix box art has passed away. But he made 100 and left a great legacy. God rest him. #RoyCrossRIP

What a band😊😊

Off to QUAD tomorrow for British horror day at Paracinema, hoping to catch up with some old friends and flogging a few of my books. Get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely!

Like anyone sensible, I'm appalled at Sadiq Khan winning again, even though I don't live in London. Khan won because he takes the Tony Blair approach: you don't have to try and serve all the voters, you just have to keep 51% of them happy and say f*** off to the rest of them.

Apparently, it's #WorldPasswordDay , and once again I've forgotten to get you a card.

Me and Dave recorded the commentary for 88 Films’ incoming PUMPKINHEAD II: BLOOD WINGS (1993) disc. Eighty-odd minutes of DTV sequel discussion and — and perhaps most importantly — heartfelt Jeff Burr worship. Grab your copy July time and nod along in agreement!

One of those ads where you watch it and think 'Bloody hell. How much did they have to pay for that?'

Well, this person can f*** right off.

I lost all respect for Mark Hamill a while back. Presents himself as a nice guy but he's clearly a colossal arsehole.

So I just discovered that Waiting for Gorgo, the 2009 short film I wrote, was included on the Vinegar Syndrome blu-ray of Gorgo last year! No-one bothered to tell me.

Just bought some of these. Haven't tried them yet but I'm reasonably confident I've guessed what the 'secret' centre might be.

I was lucky enough to see #DuaneEddyRIP a few years ago when he played his last ever UK show at the The London Palladium. Guests included Bob Harris 💙 and Bruce Welch. An incredible evening, watching one of the original rock'n'rollers, whose chart career started in the 1950s.

Why would anyone invent something like this? WTF is wrong with people?

26th wedding anniv. Incredibly, Her Ladyship has found a Husband card with no reference to cars, beer, football,fishing or golf.

On holiday in Caernarfon, and today I saw a pair of whimbrel for the first time ever, so I'm in a good mood.

Oh, yes!! As if we needed any further excuse to visit HorrorConUK, the Queen of British horror Emily Booth will be at the NYX UK stand. This sounds like a match made in Heaven (Hell?). Brilliant news, chaps. 💀🎬👍👍

London chums - come see out little film! X

Give it all you can!
It's much better than
The pre-fabricated concrete coal bunker!