When you're so afraid to be Jewish you put on a big, yellow Star of David and stand out in public with a giant sign saying you're Jewish.

It gets to a point that you don’t care why they’re not acting right. You’re just tired of them not acting right

Once I was told it was my fault for being lied to, I don’t give examples anymore

They’re always surprised for some reason

Derrick Henry ran for 1900 yards last season. It can’t be that much of a difference between offensive lines

He never should’ve choked out Gunter. Three splashes would’ve gotten the job done.

Jalen Hurts

Sex is the only legit reason for cheating

Family courts and general belligerence is only directed at Black fathers who care. Fathers who dont care don’t go through any of this

Because the media shit on the team at the beginning of the year and didn’t start the super team talk until after they won the championship

A fat ass coon ass fuck ass nigga

He took assimilation way too far

The worst thing about being a decent person is that you’ll be judged by bad moments more harshly.

Other groups hate us for defying the whites.

Men should always cheat in marriages

A dude with a steady job and two pizzas in his arms could have a ready-made family RIGHT NOW

“GUeSs wE cAn dO bLaCkFaCe nOw” Like yall haven’t been doing blackface for over 100 years.

I don’t like Mahomes’ get down, but these talking points are ridiculous.

A woman’s love is like the Covid jab. At best it does nothing and at worst it might kill you