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I lived most of my life without a blue check mark. Pretty sure I could go back to that and be just fine.

As we start to see more misinformation on Twitter, remember there’s still a place where information has to be verified to be made public: local journalism. Have a hot take? Write a letter to the editor. Don’t seek the next thing. Let’s go back to the first thing.

Twitter Adds ‘Context’ Label To Clarify When Tweets Make Elon Musk Sad bit.ly/3zGiqO1

Doug, our CEO, hopes everyone has a delightful weekend. He also wanted to thank the @Twitter team for their support, kindness, and effort in making this platform a better place over the years. We love you, and if you’re moving on, we wish you the best in your future endeavors 💙

Hey Elon Musk—remember when you said “Kids are essentially immune”? ➡️Well I got an update for ya… "#COVID19 is a *leading* cause of death in children and young people ages 0-19 years in the United States". #CovidIsNotOver #BringBackMasks #COVIDIsAirborne medrxiv.org/content/10.110…

Hahahaha. Bravo Davram

In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.

For almost 250 years the men and women of the United States armed forces have prevailed against tyranny. ​Your example inspires Ukrainians today to fight back against Russian aggression. On behalf of all Ukrainians, Happy Veterans Day and thank you for your service.

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

BREAKING: A senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people. A Polish government spokesman did not immediately confirm the information, but said leaders were meeting on "crisis situation." apnews.com/article/russia…

Three U.S. officials told the The Associated Press that preliminary assessments indicate the missile that struck Poland had been fired by Ukrainian forces at an incoming Russian missile. apnews.com/article/russia…

Me: Jude, are you going to marry a girl like mommy? You know, strong, funny, smart… **Jude looks sideways at me** Me: What? I’m not those things? Jude: No! You’re strong! And, um… well… smart!

I never saw Paris…

i love how no one has suggested going over to facebook, we’ve all unanimously written it off as boomer hell and would rather have nothing lmao

Is Twitter still here? Asking for a Baxter who’s ready for Christmas. ⁦WeRateDogs⁩

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