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When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?"

Single handedly destroyed Manchester United.

🇺🇸🇮🇱📱 U.S. Senator Mark Warner admitted at the Munich Security Conference that Israel played a role in pushing the TikTok ban through Congress: “The bill was dead until October 7th. After people saw anti-Semitic content on TikTok, it gained momentum”

still can't believe this is why he made likes private

Yung Sp€ngler Homer, like Herodotus, turned out to be correct about most things.

It’s a scene from The Dark Knight Rises you unbearable prick. PS: Everyone in Britain (with an IQ that exceeds room temperature) hates you. Stick to fucking up America.

First look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Robert Egger’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’

Israel is set to tax, seize and auction off properties that have been owned for centuries by Jerusalem's Armenian Christian Patriarchate - a direct threat to the survival of the 1,700+ year old Armenian Christian Quarter and all the faith-based communities of the Holy Land.

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As pointed out by M.U.S.T, another £18.8m in debt interest payments for six months to Dec 31 takes total interest costs since Glazers’ leveraged buyout to more than £1bn. Club remains £1bn in debt: gross, future transfer fees + revolving credit facility. Scandalous. #MUFC

When your cat thinks he's Mufasa ...

The fact that he's eating all of those impressions in front of them LMFAOOOOOOOO

We really shouldn't be mocking Manchester City for failing in a competition that we could only dream of qualifying for as we fight relegation with a team of crayon eating halfwits and are comfortably on track for our worst season in over 35 years. But ....

👀🎤 Manchester City fans who left the Bernabeu in the 62nd minute were asked what happened in the match. (MARCA)

Fun fact: This medieval cone-shaped headdress (called hennin) was allegedly inspired by the Lebanese/Levantine tantour headdress. Apparently it was adopted by European nobility after the crusades or something. (Yes i had a phase where i was obsessed with this)

City have the most entitled, spoiled, sportswashed & fair weather fans in football - I wonder if they'll bail as quickly when they are found guilty of the charges. Their downfall will be beautiful viewing.

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Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

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