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The Bartender's Wife

@mixologistswife

Corporate Ninja. Wife of a Mad Bartender. These are the silly rants and things he says.

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I've been spoiled. Brunch seems lacking, even when delicious, if the place doesn't stock #DiablosFuego hot sauce. #lesigh @PanCanCooks :)

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"I don't feel like making breakfast cocktails. Imma just mix this house made peach shrub with bourbon and pear cider." - @TheAlcoholemist

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My husband had his bitters confiscated at airport security. Statements I never thought I would utter. #bartenderproblems @TheAlcoholemist

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#SMHS (Shit My Husband Says): "I chased $200 across a parking lot today." Me: "o_o". Him: "if I'd been in my kilt I woulda gone 'fck it'."

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(Husband inspecting morsel of scrambled egg on fork, catches me looking quizzically): "Just thinking about lecithin." #bartenderproblems

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Sundays at Home Depot. Him: "I'm testing it. I don't want to take home a defective tool!" Me: "I have to take home a defective..{pause}.."