I've been spoiled. Brunch seems lacking, even when delicious, if the place doesn't stock #DiablosFuego hot sauce. #lesigh @PanCanCooks :)

@PanCanCooks Don't laugh, I may take one to Cuba. :)

@PanCanCooks It's perfect!! Where do I get one (dozen)? Lol! @TheAlcoholemist

@PanCanCooks @TheAlcoholemist Yes please!! Let's arrange this!!

"I don't feel like making breakfast cocktails. Imma just mix this house made peach shrub with bourbon and pear cider." - @TheAlcoholemist

My husband had his bitters confiscated at airport security. Statements I never thought I would utter. #bartenderproblems @TheAlcoholemist

#SMHS (Shit My Husband Says): "I chased $200 across a parking lot today." Me: "o_o". Him: "if I'd been in my kilt I woulda gone 'fck it'."

(@TheAlcoholemist starts mixing a cocktail)... My friend Ro Rago: "I don't..ok well whatever happens." Yep. That's my life.

@TheAlcoholemist Ro Rago And then this happens.

(Husband inspecting morsel of scrambled egg on fork, catches me looking quizzically): "Just thinking about lecithin." #bartenderproblems

Help us pick the best bar in New York (we've narrowed it down to 5) Who do you think deserves the honor? ow.ly/TMwot

"He has no game. It's like, dude, you need a 'What Not to Wear' for your mouth." - Sh*t my husband says.

Sundays at Home Depot. Him: "I'm testing it. I don't want to take home a defective tool!" Me: "I have to take home a defective..{pause}.."

(Walking by Agent Provocateur): "I love that they have the mannequin on her knees." - #shitmyhusbandsays

He. Is. A. Terrorist. Not. A. Lone. Wolf.

Did they...not see it?! 🙈 x.com/christinecmoon…

Friend: "what are you doing today?" Me: #NationalMargaritaDay

HAPPY #NationalMargaritaDay!

This is happening right NOW. @TheAlcoholemist #yaaaabrunch x.com/fidelgastros/s…

#LetsRise in 2017! x.com/BlueJays/statu…