I just heard 3 Doors Down got evicted. They are now Take a Left At White Castle, Go Down Three Blocks, Take a Left On Humphrey Blvd & 3 Doors Down on the Right.

The people that want Mexicans to speak our language don't know how to type our language.

Hey bro, you should be able to see the future with those glasses why can’t you see the light?

The lady at Arbys just said “we can’t make a shake, because we lost a part to the machine cleaning it.” I replied, “that’s funny because you lost all of your teeth from not cleaning them.”

Me: Glasses are sexy! Her: (pulls out her readers) Me: Not those kind.

I’ve been watching videos on Tik Tok where someone asks someone for money on the streets and when they give it they turnaround and give them $5,000. I’m out $752 today.

How to get a week off work.

Just found out my countertop is quartz, I took it for granite. I’ll show myself out.

I asked this bucket on a date today.

I couldn’t get chaddaniels to perform at this years Cincy Brew Ha-Ha so I got the girl from TikTok that lip syncs his skits.

People say there is no such thing as a free lunch. I say bullshit. I just walked into Jersey Mikes and grabbed a bag off the counter. Thanks Amber Johnson for the free lunch. No onions next time.

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I called my ex girlfriend onions because she ruined everything unless she was fried.

George Santos claims he has classified documents in his house also.

My ex was a cocaine bear.

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I just met a lady with the most beautiful red flags I have ever seen.

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