found this detailed plan my sister and i made for revenge against my dads mistress

using a ouija board to summon the ghost of angel dumott schunard bc my neighbors dog won’t stop yapping

this is the single most romantic thing any film has ever done in my opinion

the first thing you should do when you move to a new city is get a public library card! the second thing you should do is rack up $30 in late fees for a book you checked out but will never read

when you encounter this sigil in the wild you must perform the ritualistic numerical hopping, it is the elixir of youth and the only thing which may spare you from a crotchety old-person fate

cant explain it but they share a certain resemblance

this is what going to the grocery store on the weekend feels like

those billboards that are like “don’t drive high” would be 10000x more effective if they said “we know you’re high right now. — the government”

me deciding to spend $8 on iced oat milk matcha latte

a woman behind me on the street said “hi beautiful!” and i turned around like 💁🏻‍♀️🥰😘😍 … she was talking to a dog

bro help i can't stop seeing patterns and synchronicities and the interconnectedness of everything in life

oh yeah :)

trauma dumping at the eggslut

babe want me to pick u up anything ? i’m at the intersection of art and community

experimenting with double penetration (sticking a qtip in both my ears at once)

the last three wings of hot ones are where you can really tell if someone’s had botox