Carlo Ancelotti: “Gareth, we are 2-0 down after 15 minutes, go get warm you need to go on and get us back in this game!” Gareth Bale:

One day, someone needs to explain why this Man City side can obliterate every team on Earth at home apart from Tottenham.

Salah won’t do an Auba/Özil will he 👀

Jurgen Klopp right now…

Man United to leapfrog Liverpool next Monday. Blame the Glazers for not watering the pitch Jurgen 🤣🤣

“Stay humble” Anthony Joshua 😂😭

Keep on entertaining the fans Richarlison Andrade and taking the retribution 🤣 #football

From retreating from strikers to maintain a fake "never dribbled past" stat to getting away with red cards. Van Disney ladies and gentlemen. #EVELIV

Won’t see this in the papers

“Are we the ones who get battered everywhere we go?”

Surprised to see that Forest's Twitter admin didn't post a picture of Serge Aurier chasing away some seagulls before the game.

BREAKING: Nadhim Zahawi has arrived at Downing Street in his Sunak/Johnson half and half scarf.

Tottenham fans to Arsenal fans who thought Guendouzi, Kolasinac, Tavares and Sanchez could knock them out of the Champions League

INJECT IT 💉💉💉 Matteo Guendouzi

The world may finally get to see Messi vs Emerson Royal at long last

Whether either are pens/reds. How are they so inconsistent

When a surgeon tells you your injury is so bad you won’t play again ✌🏻

Signed Porro but let Doherty and Spence go. Does Levy know we still have Chicken Royale about?

Just got served this. Hit me like a train.

Bring him home