I truly hope Penny Wong never has a sleepful night for the rest of her life.

Do 27 year olds usually text with liberal applications of em-dashes or is this mother fucker on Hinge using ChatGPT to message me?

Tried to watch that Smiling Friends show after a recommendation but sorry I am not nearly neurodivergent enough for that shit.

Da boys

Johnathan Bailey, I have grown quite fond of you. You may ask me out for drink.

They're calling him The Man With The Greatest Taste In The World #Hottest100

Ridley's Believe It Or Scott

Is this Harry Potter TV show just gonna be a straight facsimile of the movies? Like, give Hagrid a cunty bob or something, freshen this shit up!

My landlord is selling so I have to make my apartment available twice a week for open inspections. Love renting. Love paying a $2500 month subscription to "having a shelter *conditions apply".

29 year old I was on a date with said "you don't even have any wrinkles!". Bitch I am 35 what were you expecting?? Yes I have a rigorous day and night serum routine but that's besides the point.

Oh it's like OVER over theguardian.com/media/2025/jul…

We're mad at you and you're in trouble

I saw The Veronicas at a queer music festival a couple years back and they went "STAND FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIAN ANTHEM" and the intro strings of Untouched hit. It felt like how I assume heroin must feel.

Why is The Naked Gun out in Australia 3 weeks later than everyone else Anthony Albanese please answer

Whoever designed the current audio interface on Instagram should be in prison for the criminally insane.

NSW Supreme Court authorises pro-Palestine march on Harbour Bridge smh.com.au/politics/nsw/n…

Catching feels for a cute lovely awesome dude just before my annual 6 week overseas work trip. Genius move Mitch you dumb fuck

Ugh I hate when in order to fulfil my sacred quest I have to visit exactly four different biomes. That's so many biomes!

Heading to Spain for 6 weeks for work seems like the move