.J.K. Rowling reminding you about our 11am meeting tomorrow to discuss the changes we’re implementing to security at Egyptian airports If you guys have any special requests for airport security in Egypt, lmk in the comments and J.K. Rowling and I will see if we can accommodate.

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The FBI will come after people for posting memes online before they charge people who visited Epstein’s island.

Because these are our country men. Our brothers and sisters who were born and raised in this soil. Our fates are tied together. They aren’t a swarm of locusts looking for a field of wheat to devour they are the farmers looking to protect their fields

We will be watch our first Scream FF with Scream Legacy by Zenhouse Studios. But first we have venture into space in search of Xenomorphs with Alien: The Adora Files. At 5:00pm est. And no Kefki II: MusTeLa BooGiE BLueS and a DeViL GriM no pet facehuggers. Angela Arreaga DrFunctional Mitch Nemo youtube.com/live/FwBk5I0-T…

Elon Musk

STOP IT!!!😂😂😂

No doubt he also has a persistent and embarrassing itch.

Kamala is holding a “special event” with Oprah Winfrey right now and is having a hard time getting over 10,000 live viewers. Vivek Ramaswamy who isn’t running for anything, is talking to people in Springfield, OH and has 40,000 live viewers. The joy is gone.

WHAT IS THE FUCK!

BRILLIANT!

Some people Cut a Fart. Not me! I Crack a Fart! It amuses me to think that it's coming out jagged.

This is fantastic! Keep it moving forward!

If you're lying in wait it's an ambush, not a hunt. This applies to both fishing and sitting in a tree stand waiting for an animal to show up to your bait pile. Without stalking it's not a hunt.

This is why Womp Stomp is a fan favorite!

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