WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNITED? 🔥🔥

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900%!!!!! Why are we not rioting in the streets may I ask

Huge congratulations to E15 graduates Erin Jackson, Cameron Munroe, Matt Mordak, Anna Thornley, Chris O’Reilly, Sean Bingham, Dean Ridge, Michael Redmond, Jinny Lofthouse and Owain Gwynn - AKA, the epic stunt team for Ninja Theory and XBox Studios' *Seuna’s Saga - Hellblade II*!

Announcing our brilliant cast for #AsSHELikesIt💋🎭🎥

Please #Retweet @TillyVosburgh Danica Corns Constance 🌻 Keri @JosephEdThomas Mitch Donaldson @beckybartram Alice Christina-Corrigan

Happy Christmas and huge thanks to Nicola Pollard Up The Road Theatre ✨ Kelly Jones ✨ @Delectable81 Mercury Theatre ✨ Jake Smith Ivan Cutting Eastern Angles ✨ Clare Slater @tallred_emma Rowan Rutter HighTide Theatre ✨ for being such brilliant people to work for and with during 2023!

Yet again, what a shite game with a god awful team. If any Newcastle fan want to try and argue with me about criticising this team then please feel free, I’ll take you to the cleaners. I honestly don’t know how some of our players are starting. #NUFC #NEWFOR

And...5, 6, 7, 8 💃! Thank you #HelenSiveter for coming in and teaching Chloe Wade LUCY TUCK Krupa Pattani Tanika Yearwood & Stacey Evans some Hollywood dance moves. You're in for a treat! BOOK NOW 👇👁️ 🎟️chloewadeproductions.com 🎟️

Knew we should have sold him in January when we had the chance. #BodyMadeOfBiscuits #NUFC

Lady in scarf, "What is the Conservative government doing about reclaiming money spent on inadequate PPE?" David Davies, "It's being thoroughly investigated... Labour are wasting money in Wales on a racetrack" Fiona Bruce, "In fairness you are being asked about PPE. So let's

Produced a show… check it out

Arriving to us on tour and being produced by fellow Geordie Mitch Donaldson is another #Edfringe treat with Ollie Maddigans crude, life affirming OLIVE BOY from May 10th 🫒 app.lineupnow.com/event/olive-boy

Away games just got better 😮‍💨🚂 Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!

Shite game, shite team. #nufc

“An outrageously funny and brand new murder-mystery comedy” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 Beth reviews A Shoddy Detective at Lichfield Garrick 🎭 as past of an extensive UK Tour. beyondthecurtain.co.uk/2025/05/a-shod…

Agatha Christie missed a trick when it came to laughs so praise be to Shoddy Theatre's equally shoddy detective and #TheArtDeception solved(ish) Lichfield Garrick 🎭 who make up for Agatha's miserly contribution to comedy with mystery, mayhem and belly laughs behindthearras.com/Reviewspr/2025…

The official trailer for Shoddy Theatre has landed 🙌 Four actors. A dozen characters. One priceless painting gone missing. Expect chaos, slapstick, and a mystery not even Detective Pidcock can solve... Playing 17 - 18 June | Tickets: bit.ly/a-shoddy-detec…

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🔍 Only ONE WEEK until A SHODDY DETECTIVE storms the stage! Get ready for twists, turns, and terribly questionable detective work. Will you solve the case, or just laugh too hard trying? 📅 Thu 3 - Sat 5 Jul 🎫 theatreroyalwindsor.co.uk/shoddy-detecti…