Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your Jamie Raskin Democracy Mustard

Hillary is so good at messaging that reaches young voters. #DNC2024

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Damn right 👊

...He admit it!

Congrats to Robert Swartwood pn yesterday's abc27 News appearance! And come meet him this Saturday at Vortex Books & Comics 477 Locust St, Columbia PA! abc27.com/video/author-s…

"We're competing with restaurants now, Lemon. Chick-fil-A won't be the last. Sebastian Maniscalco is hosting a variety show for Arby's. It streams only at participating drive-thru windows. They're paying him in Beef 'N Cheddars and launching a Horsey Sauce-scented cologne."

Oprah is very good at this. She should have her own show.

SCOOP: As a DNC insider, I can reveal that Ween will be performing before Kamala takes the stage.

the dnc’s social media manger watching the taylor swift/beyoncé surprise appearance speculation tweets pour in while lin-manuel miranda warms up

BREAKING: Due to complications, Ween has pulled out last minute, leaving the DNC scrambling. Beyoncé will fill in for them tonight.

Another disgusting display mocking the Last Supper.

Dave Coulier in 1995:

Vortex comics is about 40 mins from where Taylor Swift grew up, so … I hear you won’t want to miss this.

If you missed Robert Swartwood's signing yesterday, no worries. Vortex has signed paperbacks in stock and ready to ship: …texbooksandcomicsonline.bigcartel.com

Oooh, I think Trump must have heard when they are planning to announce the Nintendo Switch 2!

You have successfully taken me lower.

I also wish you a happy Labor Day!

I'm tired of having to prove to people that generative AI systems infringe by default, so here's a megathread of images I've prompted you can use in your discussions. Article by Gary Marcus and myself at the end. 1/🧵