Yall dont use the Weather App like me 🔥💯

Baseball Psychosis

The year is 2159. The Tigers-Mariners game has entered its 388,000th inning

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Sometimes I like to open microsoft excel and type random numbers into the squares to understand the mind of Billy Moneyball from the movie Moneyball

The “we” he’s referring to

In light of God’s Chosen Team being eliminated in the Naraka Innings, I have no choice but to BLESS the Seattle Seattle Mariners and give them my strength in defeating the Heretic Canadians and Apostate Dodgers

Rest in peace, Dad. Miss you more and more every day

If you die in baseball you die in real life

Instead of baseball it should be called ghostball because it’s fucking scary

I am at the Geese show