Love everyone a little bit extra today.

The amount of time I spend staring at online ads for lint removal tools is exponentially higher than the time I will ever spend removing lint.

What have I done today? This post.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but you’re crushing it. In some aspect of your life, you are crushing it right now. Unless you were wearing natural deodorant. I promise you, it’s not working. You got a text

Confession: I was in it for the sticker. #Vote

True understanding is found through compassion. At least that's what the tag on my tea bag says.

I do not understand why the very same dogs who will not leave me alone in the shower will not go out in the rain.

Every year I am newly astounded by how many needles fall off an artificial tree.

This Sunday at Punch Line Philly, it's the Original Comedy Works Reunion 🎇 With Wayne Cotter, the Legendary Wid, Missy Hall Comedy, Chris Coccia, and Steve Young 🐐 🎟️🔗👇 bit.ly/comedyworks

Wow! A 4-hour live Q&A on Zoom with Saranne Rothberg. Plus, survivors and women living with cancer were treated to a special surprise performance by ComedyCures BFF and breast cancer patient @MissyGHall

I do not ever want an adventure that doesn’t come with unlimited air.

I don’t mean to brag, BUT I have new radiation in my boob AND fresh oil in my Hyundai, so I’m pretty much slaying it right now.

I just scrolled through an ad that proclaims I have "14 Things That Can Save Your Skin" in my kitchen. I'm pretty sure they have not seen my kitchen. Or my skin.

Happy Labor Day. Thank you for your service or whatever.

For a few minutes, be who you were before you thought things were impossible.

JUST ANNOUNCED - Opening for both Pinky Patel shows on Oct. 6, Missy Hall! The 2014 winner and 2015 host of the LOL@TheGrand comedy competition, Missy Hall Comedy is the Queen of Happy Things! Buy tickets here: bit.ly/Pinky-GOH #netde #wilmingtonde #delaware #InWilmDE

I'm still angry that Apple put that U2 album in my ITunes without asking me if I want it. I realize this is a long time to hold a grudge.