I hate rude customer service ppl cus i’m so respectful. ik u hate this job but u not the only bitch to ever hate their job and I didn’t do nothing to you bitch.

she need to stfu lmao you do not get that privilege

men got nasty energy this year and I really wanna be away from y’all

i’m so scared??? like this is like a cursed image

my wife she can never do any wrong #fuckgreg

I could not for the life of me figure out why I knew lisa rinna and now everything makes sense 😭

michael jackson really died like this world is so weird

I literally had to cut that shit off to preserve any respect I had for that lady

i’m going to go fucking insane

no normal person has 3 different alarms with 3 different sounds and snoozes all of them on fucking relay every 3 minutes i’m going crazy

and then she’s from illinois like in irritated

we gotta do something about this AI music. i’ve had enough.

I should’ve been an accountant

I really gotta die one day that’s crazy

everybody on bs timing

augustinus bader would never 😔

when i’m 90, ima need percs around the clock

if you’re getting your degree in teaching, stop now. don’t do it. I just asked a class of 7th graders what is 6-2 and they said 7. I want to kill myself. this has to stop.

my uber driver definitely got da loud in this jawn and im feining

and I would’ve said “or what” 😭