Me at the store: Apples!! Hooray! Me right now: that’s a lot of freakin apples...

Just don’t say sorry

Yesterday I updated and old, unresponsive, multi-page form from the 90’s and brought it into the 21st century using nothing but CSS. Although it’s just a form, and not even something I can show off, I couldn’t be more proud

Is there a better feeling that revisiting some old code you wrote and realizing how much you’ve learned?

@baughwoman you're the best love! Thanks so much. I had an awesome night 😘

Keep em comin'

Where is my mind?

Sometimes I catch myself talking to my dog like she's a person. Then i remember that I'm on outside the street, and people can see me.

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Is mercury in retrograde or something?

Why does this person behind me line keep taking my inching away as an invitation to keep stepping uncomfortably closer?

All of my clothes are grey... I feel like a giant grey stripe. It's cool... I don't need to go outside.

Thankfully she's with me today #emotionalSupportDog

@baughwoman Hey are you there now? I'm gonna head over soon

@baughwoman my phone died right away so no worries. We just got home a little bit ago. Did you make it out?

I just said thank you to a lady that frisked me. Force of habit?

Liquid Gold

That tweet is insane

There is only one side. #charlottesville

Best thing I've seen all day. Dude On A Jet Ski Rescues A Grandma From Her Flooded Home In Houston. barstoolsports.com/iowa/dude-on-a…