Some of us have been preparing for this moment our whole lives. #quarentimekiller Jimmy Kimmel

Times are tough. Here are 15 seconds that won't suck.

idk the "I'm Just a Bill" sequel is way too dark for me

Jake Tapper 🦅 That will be a thoughtful and eclectic collection.

The emotive sign language interpreter is the real MVP of #SuperBowlLV

I will forever allow myself to believe that Teller looked me right in the eyes and smiled back at the end of Monday night's show at the Rio. #wheredidthegoldfishcomefrom

I am now officially twittering...

Left over lasagna alllllll day!

old ladies trying to be hip are cute.

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

come on get down with the sickness!... literally, I am sick as balls right now.

Tomorrow afternoon will be liberating.

I might not always clean my room, but when I do, it's guaranteed to take several hours. #whatmess

Eating breakfast at the airport. Notice the plastic knife. twitpic.com/5gnl52

Good morning manhattan. Thanks for the view. What exciting adventure shall we go on today? twitpic.com/5l3vcz