A shock to absolutely no one, I made besties with the bride’s 83 year old grandpa. we have a 3pm date to watch the masters tomorrow at the hotel before the 5pm wedding

Never ever deleting this app

*don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it lauren*

take me to the cheeses

I just don’t understand why no one has invited me to the masters ☹️☹️ I was born to go

The wait is over. The 88th Masters starts today. #themasters

Rickie Rickie Rickie 😍

starting 75 hard tomorrow please respect my privacy at this time

ymao (yapping my ass off)

….tiger’s a monster guy…..? Was this known?

Who found this of me

What, like it’s hard?

the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball

Eclipse these Balls #CTESPN

I heard the lights were going out in Georgia today… 🌑 #solareclipse

Fiona and friends are ready for the eclipse with their sunglasses enrichment! 🕶️

The field for the 88th Masters Tournament is set. See you back at Augusta National, Akshay. #themasters

I just keep giggling that a group of us came to Colorado for Dom Dolla for his red rocks show to be cancelled (understandable! 100 MPH winds!!)

but then we couldn’t even get tickets for either of his two back-up shows 🫠