Why don’t they call fireworks what they really are: dog terrorists. Can y’all just google image fireworks? Maybe go to a gun range if baby needs to hear a big boom you’re killing my dog

Hopping onto twitter for the first time in a long time to ask a v serious question... Why does anyone care about football???

In other news, I’m single now!

Wanted to send best wishes to Melania for a healthy recovery. Melania, don’t feel any pressure to celebrate Christmas this year. Skip it. Rest up. We know how you feel about Christmas.

Retweet if you're voting for Joe Biden in 30 Days.

Real question - Can you Venmo a stripper … ?

Un-fucking-believable. I actually feel sick.

"Embarrassment is an important catalyst for change" -- j

K so I know we're all up in arms about politics & I've got plenty of feelings and opinions. But can we just talk about westworld for a min?

In case anyone's wondering what ever happened to Ashanti she's starring as the villain in a Lifetime Christmas movie & it's AMAZING.

Conversations.

So I just finally saw #LaLaLand and I have SO MANY FEELINGS. Congrats to nope and all of my wonderfully talented dancer friends!!!

Pls RT Safe PEACEFUL effective way to boycott Trump and his platform: on inauguration day DONT WATCH IT ON TV AND DONT BUY ANYTHING #WWMLKD

IN FAVOR. x.com/saraschaefer1/…

It might sound cheesy but it's always such a wonderful reminder of how much I LOVE to dance when I take @rooneydance class.

It's important to have good humor during times like these...

"Ease is a greater threat to progress than hardship." -- Denzel Washington

Oprah and I have a lot in common. Like we both love bread and we're both supremely successful. Oh wait, maybe only 1 of those- BUT STILL.

To my 18 yr old self: one day Busta Rhymes will kiss your hand & tell you that you're beautiful without makeup and everything will be ok.

Things I think about when I wake up ...