if there was a crumbl cookies in urbana-champaign all my finals season depression would be gone

6:21 AM walking in. Fantasy Punishment 2024. Waffle House Challenge. 24 hrs, every waffle eaten is a one hour reduction.

this might be the most brainrot tweet i've ever seen lmfao. bro's replies are so disgusting omg get a grip

Yeah, I’m done. Mahomes can’t get separate rules.

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

That day is here

Mahomes gets that Roughing the QB call 100000% of the time lmao!!

If they hit Mahomes like that, that’s a flag

Somehow this dude gonna throw a flag on the Bengals tonight.

opening twitter is like opening a time capsule now. my entire for you page is frozen to my peak 2022 interests and i have no idea how to change it LMAO

why is everyone dunking their face in ice water

my first roommate moved out and seeing the room empty got me in my feels lowk i hate change. idk how im gonna possibly graduate.

aw baby

i'm so terrified for this summer. wish i could just take one big sleep and it's september again.

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

it’s wild that the english language doesn’t have a word for the day after tomorrow like how

in your 20s you get sorted into one of these four houses like in harry potter