Mwenye alisema we're equal anafaa kuapologize. we're not same. Mwingine anachukua picha akiwa juu halafu our colleague akiwa ulimwengu.

Lakini kumbe kuinama ya campus iko na effect hivi😂Leo huku kwa matanga nimekula sahani nne za mchele but bado sifeel afadhali...I think ni minyoo😂

Water should be used for drinking only. Maybe God is punishing us with floods for using water for bathing or something.🥺

One day you will find a man who is not after sex and you'll have nothing to offer

Unatoka job tao ukirudi kitengela halafu unakutana na nyumba yako kwa njia ikienda tao. Ogopa mvua

Acha nfike apa wines and spirit nione kama wako na mkate 😳

Nkimcall na hii weather alafu aseme ako pekeake naezaenda

Will pay for the drinks Tuchange mzinga wazee

Having a car is the bare minimum hata kama ni Car - Hire 😂😂😂

Nimeboeka karibu nirudie Apocalypto.

I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they're standing too

You just tweet innocently, then first comment is my puvsssy is on my bio without a like.

Karibu niibiwe simu tao leo ni venye tu ilikua na protector. 😂😂💔

Highschoolers wafungue shule sasa tumechoka kununua sms😂

Kwa deals za pesa hakuna procrastination. Ukipostpone kidogo inabounce.

Nani anajiskia kupewa kwa bill yake?

Utajuwa uyo dem ni mlevi vile anaeka pombe kwa glass.

Ndo mrasta aka mkadinali ana donjo Tena mzee

When pitching up a business idea to investors,talk about the problem you’ll be solving not the product

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