A woman with big brown eyes can do whatever they want to me

white guys when dat Mr. Brightside start playing

I love those videos where someone crashes their car in a street takeover. Absolutely hilarious

I don’t play about that one Justin Timberlake song!

Bro fuck anyone who says those buldak noodles are good. That spice not even enjoyable

Sean baker real is an inspiration

People that are just naturally funny are the best. I love laughing at all hours of the day

Dude Jason stathham are hilarious

Need a women who loves taking naps

I love those videos where old people try and name Pokémon

I love that tik tok of the dog walking through a parade thinking it was for him 😭

Saw Princess Manoke in theater! So beautiful

Their favorite kind of moosic 🐄♥️

Matched with a chick on hinge because I told her she looks mean

Damn I hate when someone immediately accepted my fee for a gig. Makes me think I should’ve asked for more 😞

Graduation ceremonies are so boring

send midwesterners out of California

Loving this weather. I really wanna go to the beach and watch the sunset

Claude Monet

I love telling pregnant women “damn, you eating good huh”