How dumb do you have to be to go on twitter and defend eating shit and then expect to not be dragged all over town for it.

by 30 you gotta wrap the they/them shit up

My Labour Party will always be on the side of pensioners let down by the Tories.

This is exactly what "queer" means. My friend says to me straight faced that she is a "queer" because she hasn't married her long term boyfriend yet. Queer.

An excellent idea!

Snoop Dogg Hello, my esteemed Snoop Dogg. What do you think about Japan's one previous Prime Minister?

It’s nice that London is perfect and that there are no more recent examples of terrible treatment of human beings you could actually do something about. Enforced collective guilt about the past through the medium of sculpture is the perfect use of time, money and ideas.

JAJAJAJAJAJA

Marc Bolan riding a white swan.

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Just need 137K more 𝕏 friends to beat Freeland on this app. 😅 Who wants to help? 🎉🍁

Oh how delightful!

Hang it in the Smithsonian NOW!

Correct

Tremendous!

In the first 4 months of the Lab govt, David Lammy’s department spent: £521,525 on restaurants & bars £1,400 Fortnum & Mason’s £2,400 at Cumbria Crystal £998 on a visit to Sokha Beach Resort in Cambodia £2,240 at The British Club in Thailand Angela Rayner must be fuming? Right?

In the first four months of the Labour government, David Lammy’s Foreign Office has spaffed £521,525 on restaurants and bars. There’s always a tweet.

Fondly remembering the days when the word ‘women’ didn’t come with an asterisk.

"Feargal Sharkey challenges Scottish Water boss to drink a glass of river water amid sewage dumping row." Still haven't heard a word from the CEO of Scottish Water. Wonder why? 🤔 scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

This man is a hero and a legend!