If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee

Sharknado 2 may have been worse than my scaffold match at GAB in 1991. Holy shit.

decided to be a stupid pastel goth for a few hours

Why are people crying over the word "retarded" like where were you in 2005

guys this took forever to do plz luv me

@KingOfJooglies aw yay thank you x3

Dean Ambrose is a fucking psycho I love it

As your partner is about to climax, move in close and whisper...AND YOU CAN CATCH ALL THIS ACTION ON THE WWE NETWORK FOR JUST $9.99

#RAW Orlando Escobar @Goldust wins ;)

Mad at Kane for surrendering to The Authority. Masked Kane is will always be the bessstt.

I LOVE BO DALLAS SO MUCH

#beatheclock Seth Rollins will fucking take this hands down. No contest

Everyone is happy about Heath winning, NOT ME. #RAW

200 FOLLOWERS I'M SO POPULAR OMGEEZ

Shout the fuck out to @danalblast for following me. Sick ass vocalist and I'm super stoked for more Enterprise Earth!

Never forget.... Rob Zombie is and always will be sex music youtube.com/watch?v=LmXdpv…

My friend doesn't like All Shall Perish and I want to cry and get mad but I'm a mature music fan so I'll let him have his opinion

Gonna change my last name to Kriegenworcestersaucestein so if my manly-ass facial structure didn't give it away you would know I'm German