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I do not appreciate people not texting me to tell me why they called after I intentionally ignored their call.

I trust stoners.

Let’s all take a moment to remember how Kunal Kamra fucked Arnab Goswami on a flight. What a masterpiece.

His love is implied. But her love is supposed to be explicit.

Cats are the reason I like straight-faced funny people.

Nobody falls in love faster than freshly divorced men.

Do you see how humans want to adopt baby animals, but no animal wants to adopt baby humans?

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Let him to hard on you.

Nothing just my 9yr old nephew sending pictures of his new fish and their names.

WTF is wrong with everyone. #USAElection2024

From being jealous of my girl friends for having boyfriends to feeling bad for them - it’s a full circle.

My stillness is as important as your hurry.

Ma asks me to lock up my cat inside the house during nights. But how do I deny him the right that is denied to me.

Just a daily reminder that everything is political.

History is for lessons. Future is for aspirations. Present is for inspirations.

Secularism is not about disrespecting any religion. It’s about disrespecting all religions.

Who called them lesbians and not Hersheys. #jokes

Part of being a Bangalorean is to be constantly surprised about how bad the traffic is. #bangalore

Sometimes you are moving so slowly in Bangalore traffic, that google maps gets confused which way you are going.

Cat videos are a major obstacle to productivity.