One reason Twitter, despite being absolutely broken in many ways, never get threatened by Bluesky or Threads or whatever is because you have obviously state-sponsored shitposting in the middle of a war.

NO IRANIAN EVER CALLED ME INCEL

Been reading all the conspiracy theories about the Karachi consulate attack for the past hour. I think there is a very simple explanation. It's Sunday morning.. the entire PPP ldrship, Sindh govt and Sindh police were drunk dead. They're probably still hungover.

What is the charge? Being a feminist? A truculent Persian feminist?

Dunya tou waisay bhi khatam honay wali hay, kisi nay Pyaar laad main mujhay apna bank balance jaidaad sona heeray daynay hain tou naadir moqa hay

We saw

Ali Khamenei, the book critic?

I know my lumber vun agency, they gonna sell some of the equipment back to them at 10x and some brigadier is gonna make bank 😭😭

GUYS remember when Ahmed Shehzad was like Pakistan and India can solve their cricket issues by building a stadium on the border so half of it is in india and half in pakistan 😭😭😭😭😭😭

سپین 🐎 ته یې ښکلی ځواب ورکړی دی.

"to serve international male agendas" It is an imperial project through and through, but even the prophet tout court of liberal feminism, Nussbaum, ain't producing such vulgar iterations of its politics.

Narendra Modi Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו ستا نیا و غ م

Pakistani end state patriots 🤝 Indian Netanyahu super fan: “vel, Saar, Iran voz never r friend tbh”

Every block of Pakistan’s upper class progressive, pro-American leanings (even its money blown to major in gender studies) owes its existence to Zia singing up, Musharraf signing up, and the current guy signing up.

One of my Karachi cousins visited in 04 and said " Meri Amma Namaaz mein Musharraf keliye pehlay aur Meray liayay baad mein dua Karti hein"

monitoring the situation in the last 3-4 years, internal & regional, has completely changed the organization's worldview... liberal globalism is dead.. with western agi-enabled warfare about to wreak havoc, we have to put our country in order & fix that one institution asap...

They called me a Mad, Bad Islamist Hindustani:

He is an even poorer bowler than Shadab. Kinda thing that shouldn't be possible but is

Seeing a video of a bloodied Israeli child injured from a bombardment - and it made my eyes well up the same way it does for Palestinian children. And all I could think is how Zionists openly cheer at images of dismembered Palestinian children. We are not the same.