What’s wrong Santa you’ve barely touched your Baileys and Omeprazole

After laying their eggs, the cans begin their long journey back to the breeding grounds.

How do you move from a ‘fun play’ aunt-nephew relationship to a ‘we can talk to each other as adults’ aunt-nephew relationship?

What does it mean if your heart starts beating very fast while doing Worldle?

If anyone has any bright ideas about finding a good writing coach, let me know. Not looking for editorial critique - more help with strategising, choosing what to work on, getting through blocks. Ideally from someone with a bit of experience behind them.

Cat news: there is a man in the Archway area who meiows on the bus.

So looking forward to reading this.

Eeeee excited to read Interdimensional Explorers book 2 - Alien Apocalypse. If there’s anyone I want writing the alien apocalypse, it’s Lorraine Gregory 💙. Gorgeous illustrations by @archistrator ✏️

📞🗓️✏️Yo. I’m looking for more writing buddies for late mornings or early afternoons. Quick chat, turn cameras and microphones off, writing time, then another quick chat at the end. Let me know if you’re interested!

The brilliant All Stories *updates only* has received increased Arts Council funding! It's open to applications from under-represented writers for mentorships and writing workshops. Do apply if that's you... #AllStories2024

I’m feeling really sad about the closure of this charity, who did amazing work and whose services I have benefitted from myself. It’s a bit of a shock.

I’M IN THIS!!!!!! Ahem. What’s being said in Conservative policy meetings right now. (Parts 2 and 3 to come…)

Vote. Conservatives come up with new policies in this sketch (1/3). Or is it a documentary…? #elections #UKElection #UKElections #vote #julyfourth #sketch #comedy Amorphous Horse Lauren McLaughlin Wise Miriam Jam Norman Monica Gaga Jack Heriz-Smith Alexy Walexy

I’m in this short film! Parts 2 and 3 coming later and tomorrow ✨ Don’t forget to vote…

Here is part 2! I am in it! A sneak peek inside Conservative Party policy meetings right now

Part 3 of the short film I’m in 🎥🕺

Possibly thinking about starting #ukmgchat over on threads to bring the lovely bookpeople together! If you're interested please use the quick poll I set up to help gauge interest!! Wise Miriam

Any book recommendations, fiction or non-fiction, for a 10-year old boy who’s interested in suspenseful stories based on true events? 📚💣🚀