"this is such an American experience" is a read and she's right

sending this to your enemies so they know what's up

guys. i took 200mg of edibles. but don't worry, i already have pizza on the way

da pizza in question

cats can have a little bit of cup and char pepperoni ever once in a while it's good for them actually

I need something to do that isn't cleaning my house bc that's the thing I need to do that I'm doing the other thing to avoid doing

when you're in your kitchen dancing like nobody's watching, look out your window- it's me I'm watching you and you look great keep going bestie!

are you guys on ciao honk shoo? what's your @ on chow hung shoe?

I WANT A PHYSICAL MENU ..

I am once again redoing my portfolio

when a guy who decided they weren't interested in you interacts with your socials like.... stop it. don't force me to remember you.

can someone explain to me what is happening with heidi montag rn?

when you have to throw up and then you throw up is such a good feeling

i want to murder the Carnival flip flop

frantically refreshing Katya feed every time emilia perez gets mentioned

emiliiiia emiliiiia

You stupid bitch Hulu

cool so if you're watching on hulu you just don't get to see best actress and best picture cool cool cool

that bit about not wasting time is aging atrociously already

y'all didn't watch mikey madison in "better things" and it shows